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What Its Like To Perform At A NETFLIX Special...
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Bill Burr Is Giving Up Comedy For Golf...
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Bill Burr Is The Next Tooth Fairy
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Bill Burr on OJ Simpson
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Bill Burr Rates Corporate Jargon
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The History of Easter with Bill Burr
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Bill Burr - Wife Gets A Nosejob Without Telling Me
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The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 6
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Full Episodes ▶ billburr.com/podcast/ More Bill ▶ billburr.com Twitter ▶ themmpodcast ATC ▶ allthingscomedy.com/ 0:00 Unexpected Pregnancy 7:46 Moving in with Girl Roomates 11:34 Fathers 15:38 Ghosting A Chick Mid Date 21:22 Long Distance Relationship 26:31 Girlfriend of 7 Years Dumped Me 32:15 What The F* To Do 37:27 Wife Rated Me a 4 out of 10 41:05 Son is a f boy 45:25 Girlfriend...
Psychiatrist Emails Bill Burr to Call Him Out
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The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 5
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My Job Wants To Scan My Face - Bill Burr
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The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 4
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Full Episodes ▶ billburr.com/podcast/ More Bill ▶ billburr.com Twitter ▶ themmpodcast ATC ▶ allthingscomedy.com/ 0:00 How To Break Up With Someone You Live With 10:49 Bad Neighbors 16:58 I'm Lost and Directionless for My Future 23:48 How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend 36:39 Money Advice 42:15 I Caught My Wife With Personal Trainer 54:09 16 Year Old Asks For Advice 1:05:26 Got With...
The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 3
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Full Episodes ▶ billburr.com/podcast/ More Bill ▶ billburr.com Twitter ▶ themmpodcast ATC ▶ allthingscomedy.com/ 0:00 Girlfriend Thinks I'm Gay 10:02 Girlfriend Hates Me Watching Football 15:36 Girlfriend Wants Me To Move Out 22:03 Girlfriend is Too Religious 31:36 Finding Out Girlfriend is Trans 40:16 Girlfriend Cheated While Deployed 49:18 Girlfriend Wants My Brother 53:58 Boyfrie...
Bill Burr On Ozempic
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Girlfriend Upset With Me Watching Football | Bill Burr
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The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 2
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The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 2
Bill Burr on 'The Enhanced Games' (Olympics with Steroids)
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Bill Burr on 'The Enhanced Games' (Olympics with Steroids)
Bill Burr's Advice To A Viewer That Lost Everything
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Bill Burr's Advice To A Viewer That Lost Everything
Bill Burr's Fast is Making Him Go Crazy
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Bill Burr's Fast is Making Him Go Crazy
Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 1
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Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 1
Evil Sister-in-law | Bill Burr
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Evil Sister-in-law | Bill Burr
Bill Burr on The 'Cold Plunge' Trend
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Bill Burr on The 'Cold Plunge' Trend
Watch This If You're Stuck in Life
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Watch This If You're Stuck in Life
Bill Burr's Life Blueprint
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Bill Burr's Life Blueprint
Bill Burr's Hilarious Childhood Story
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Bill Burr's Hilarious Childhood Story
Bill Burr - Bank Robbery Story
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Bill Burr - Bank Robbery Story
Bill Burr's Worst Day On The Road
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Bill Burr's Worst Day On The Road
Bill Burr's Public Restroom Incident
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Bill Burr's Public Restroom Incident
Bill Burr's Drinking Advice
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Bill Burr's Drinking Advice
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @99names16
    @99names16 6 годин тому

    Dude Americans descended from Italy are so up their own ass. Learn what arrivaderci means and suddenly they’re Paulie Walnuts.

  • @keithlarrimore
    @keithlarrimore 6 годин тому

    Same gut who railes on the braves. It's about the team not a stance.😊

  • @x.0.x.
    @x.0.x. 13 годин тому

    Lollll

  • @quaternion73
    @quaternion73 18 годин тому

    This is a message for that guy. Don't trade anymore. You don't have the right mindset for it. If you have a house then focus on paying off your mortgage. If you don't have a house then buy a cheap house and pay it off. You will be okay.

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 22 години тому

    Hook up with a Red Sox or Patriots fan she'll bond fast hating the Jets or Yankees 😂

  • @awesome1232324
    @awesome1232324 День тому

    Drunk words are sober thoughts. If you dont leave her its on you big dog. Her next story is gonna be "it was a drunken mistake he MEANT NOTHING TO ME. I LOVE YOU"

  • @escovision1986
    @escovision1986 День тому

    Jesus christ man ... Take it easy there Billy "Bull riding Brandy's Dick" Burr ... Lol

  • @EowynsResolve
    @EowynsResolve День тому

    I liked the guy... had the LAPD been held accountable for Rodney The Juice would've been found guilty. The nation was a still a racial powder keg at the time and no one wanted another brick to the face kind of riot happening.

  • @Viernes13punto5
    @Viernes13punto5 День тому

    shut up bill, everyone knows your lovely wife picked your kids names.

  • @adrianh332
    @adrianh332 2 дні тому

    Ghosting is horrific it happened to me its been a couple of years but im far from over it.

  • @macsteezywayz4603
    @macsteezywayz4603 2 дні тому

    Maybe it’s that this was 7 years ago but I completely side with Nia over bill on this one. Comparing taking a shit to breastfeeding is like comparing jaywalking to murder. On one side you have a mother feeding a baby crying for food and on the other hand you have a guy that is upset that it’s being done in their field of view. What would you rather do? The baby starve? Not everyone has the luxury of having time to do it at their home. You have a lot of single mothers who have to take care of their baby and be out working or doing errands or just living their lives at the same time. And your upset that your feelings aren’t being taken into account

  • @moustafamohsen
    @moustafamohsen 3 дні тому

    I wish I was there to see you dude, love you from dubai

  • @nomadman5288
    @nomadman5288 3 дні тому

    They weren't together when it happened, so the whole thing where he felt guilty doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it's her sister, but it's really none of her business who either slept with. I don't see anyone as "dirty" here unless the sister did this with some malicious intent

  • @LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen

    "Zionism is a threat to all of mankind... None of us are free until Palestine is free." - Vanessa Redgrave, 1978 #freepalestine 🇵🇸❤️

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 3 дні тому

    I wish I could have gone but I was so broke.

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 3 дні тому

    Ole' Billy Booze Bags

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 4 дні тому

    Why did he have to pay 2 grand to get his car back?

  • @zaydolla1
    @zaydolla1 4 дні тому

    When you have money you’re happy when you don’t …..

  • @florianwicher
    @florianwicher 4 дні тому

    Does anyone else have the impression that Bill gets happier and happier the older he gets? That's really wholesome, I hope it'll be the same for me 😄

    • @RonArc
      @RonArc 4 дні тому

      Well he did do psilocybin mushrooms several times. That definitely helped him be happier 😂

    • @OpticPlay_
      @OpticPlay_ 4 дні тому

      What Ron above me said. I use to be diagnosed with major depression and ptsd, wanting to kms and hating life. Do a few mushroom sessions and slowly but surely my life is stating to turn around. It’s a crime they are considered an illegal drug.

    • @RonArc
      @RonArc 4 дні тому

      @@OpticPlay_ I totally understand this. I used to be depressed as well. Mushrooms completely changed my outlook on life in a positive way. I get why Bill Burr is happier and you as well OpticPlay_

    • @drunkpaulocosta9301
      @drunkpaulocosta9301 2 дні тому

      Him being friends with Patrice and having an intelligent socially and emotionally aware wife helped. If you follow each of his specials in order it shows what happens when man has that kind of relationship.

  • @gindginnest3336
    @gindginnest3336 4 дні тому

    -_

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 4 дні тому

    "... But since I've done it, who the hell is this B?" 😂😂😂

  • @MattMalabonga
    @MattMalabonga 4 дні тому

    Went to this show - it was incredible. crowd was warm, and even the awkward silences were absolutely hilarious your nerves paid off brotha - great show! Hope to see you at the bowl again

  • @ChillAssTurtle
    @ChillAssTurtle 4 дні тому

    Netflix is lame

  • @Gabagool93
    @Gabagool93 5 днів тому

    “Maybe she’s just dizzy” Lmfao

  • @99names16
    @99names16 5 днів тому

    This dude writing it is either really immature or really stupid

  • @awesome1232324
    @awesome1232324 5 днів тому

    I normally like Nia, but her takes sometimes are like this one, make her sound like those types of CUNTS that say "if men cheat theyre scum but if a woman cheats the man has to figure out what he did wrong or how he didnt love het that drove her to cheat." This guy loves his woman and is concerned for HEALTH not just to fuck the shit out of her when shes fit again. SHES 24 AND HEALTH PROBLEMS ALREADY. fucking dumbass nia burr in this one....

  • @ramsfansince73
    @ramsfansince73 5 днів тому

    Dude Canadians golf and Canadians know what an Arnold Palmer is

  • @ramsfansince73
    @ramsfansince73 6 днів тому

    Wait a second Montrealers are not the worst or most arrogant fans theyre the most informed and in fact the classiest

  • @groochytaco8603
    @groochytaco8603 6 днів тому

    Strawberry PUUUUUUBBBBEEEESSSS

  • @scottawes921
    @scottawes921 6 днів тому

    Fuck yeah Bill! Ludwig Vistalights are the shit!!! You may have to call a rep to special order the 24". The shell sizes offered these days from any manufacturer are bullshit. Nobody wants a goddamn 8" rack tom, unless you have a 12 pc. with every other freakin size.

  • @Calvillo818
    @Calvillo818 6 днів тому

    Type of thing you run back in your head in the shower

  • @josecipriano3048
    @josecipriano3048 6 днів тому

    A response can't be more measured than this one. Brilliant

  • @kevino2578
    @kevino2578 6 днів тому

    I missed the page in my history book where it said Ben Franklin was shitfaced flying a kite 😂

  • @99names16
    @99names16 7 днів тому

    Do you know what’s annoying about Nia saying that’s the most important thing is if you keep yourself in shape. It is important. it would be like if your man financially let himself go. So goddamn tired of women acting like only they have pressure put on them

  • @turnright1131
    @turnright1131 7 днів тому

    i want a wife like nia

  • @AnyTime2055
    @AnyTime2055 7 днів тому

    Lol….years ago Bill boi, said he would NEVER play golf…😅

    • @JoseRamirez-yh2ll
      @JoseRamirez-yh2ll 3 дні тому

      I actually remember that, he even gave a passionate speech 💬

  • @paarahful
    @paarahful 7 днів тому

    robin williams and george carlin have great standup bits on golf

  • @gindginnest3336
    @gindginnest3336 7 днів тому

    -__-

  • @hiswordremains
    @hiswordremains 7 днів тому

    Immediately Bert

  • @jk66698
    @jk66698 7 днів тому

    I'm 25 year old alcoholic I'm trying stop but I can't when I wake and say I don't want drink i find myself waking up next day throwing up and shaking and sweating

  • @Stevesautopartsify
    @Stevesautopartsify 7 днів тому

    He should have confessed before he kick the bucket!

  • @sparky6086
    @sparky6086 8 днів тому

    Wasn't Jack Kemp, the quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, when OJ played for the Bills?

  • @H00D00
    @H00D00 8 днів тому

    cause all the Quebecker guys are not concentrated in 1 team ;p

  • @tombystander
    @tombystander 8 днів тому

    That bon jovi bit had me crying

  • @michaeldowson6988
    @michaeldowson6988 9 днів тому

    Read a lot did he? Apparently he didn't read the Washington Irving story that introduced the goofy notion of a flat earth.

  • @d34n_
    @d34n_ 9 днів тому

    I didn’t even know he was sick

  • @damiens6465
    @damiens6465 9 днів тому

    Old outlaw country might be dark but its also Goddamn AWESOME.

  • @Pinesol605
    @Pinesol605 9 днів тому

    As a Floridian living in the Midwest, I loathe these people. This shit sucks!

  • @somesandman8328
    @somesandman8328 9 днів тому

    I thought this was about like not checking out mentally but this works too

  • @sGSdYgsdGA8fSWrRb2uzpMzzt2ys90
    @sGSdYgsdGA8fSWrRb2uzpMzzt2ys90 9 днів тому

    "The Grand Tour" is about the wife dying in childbirth.